Project LZR-1134= IM Character Side convos.

Stormwarden plays Viper, I play Celess, who's a supernerd, and uber geek, never mind crazy prepared.  StormRebel (AKA Storm) plays Eliza.

Stormwarden: "Why not just charge in?"
Stormwarden: "Like Leroy Jenkins? That only works in the movies."
Werekitty: "And I'm sure that most of us won't go charging after the titular 'Leroy', and would do him the kindness to put him down, once he's been infected."
Stormwarden: "Before he eats Kentucky Fried Human."
Werekitty: "I would have said human tartar, but you get the idea."
Werekitty: "I'm just glad we're dealing with zombies, and not revenants."
Stormwarden: "Or sparkly vampires.."
Stormwarden: "Or gay, tree-humping werewolves."
Werekitty: "Wouldn't that end up with the werewolf, in question, having abrasions, splinters, and insects upon his phallus?  Never mind, if he did such a thing in wolf form, he'd probably break his penile bone."

Kitty: "You had extra earplugs?"
"I always have earplugs stashed in case of earplug emergency."
Kitty: I would expect somebody to respond:  "... Seriously?"  Cel:  "No.  It's just they're small, easily lost, and it's both cheap enough and a very good idea to carry spares."
Storm: To which Eliza responds: "... You got a dildo in that bag too? Those are small, easily lost, cheap, and a good idea to carry spares." And she'd fall over snickering.
Kitty: "Ah... no.  I've never seen the need for one, myself."
Storm: "That's lame. You're lame."
Kitty: "I get that alot."
Kitty: "Not as much as 'You're a total nutcase, you know that?', but a fair amount."
Storm: "Aw, now I feel bad. Kiss?"
Kitty: "I... what?"
Storm: "Nothin'."

Stormwarden: "Could be worse...could be tentacle monsters.."
Werekitty: "I could never understand Henti. Why would a creature attack a city, using its sexual organs?"

Kitty: "If the whole 'keeping me sane' thing doesn't work out, most of you would make wonderful mad scientist minions."
Kitty: "Except Barry.  He's comic relief."
Storm: "Your parents must have been fascinating people."
Kitty: "I haven't seen them in years, honestly.  They intended to make me a creation scientist."
Storm: "My parents were cannibals."
Kitty: "No they weren't.  Your voice has the same tone as you have when you're making one of those sex jokes I never get."
Storm: "You got me. By the way, what's your bra size?"
Kitty: "It's twenty A, and you have the strangest taste in small talk."
Storm: "Mhm. Interesting."
Kitty: "I don't see how.  I can never understand how anybody could live with a larger cup size.  It seems like it would be terribly inconvenient."
Storm: "Has anyone ever told you that you're very calculating?"
Kitty: "All the time."
Storm: "So you know we should probably start repopulating the human race at some point."
Kitty: "Well, as far as we know, this outbreak has been contained to this area, and the reason why the military hasn't moved in to eradicate the zombies is that some government scientist is either covering his ass, or studying the contagion to see if it can be weaponized.
Storm: "That's not usually what happens in the movies. The whole world goes to shit. Except for Russians, Russians are generally badass and survive everything."
Kitty: "Well I haven't seen any film crews, nor have I been given an updated copy of the script.'
Storm: "Right.."
Kitty: "Though the movies are a good source for some information, they should not be trusted, completely."
Storm: "What's your favorite movie, then?"
Kitty: "Which genre?"
Storm: "Anything."
Kitty: "I rather enjoyed Zombieland.  It was kitschy, and funny, and the late Woody Harrelson was hilarious.  Nothing beats the classic Night of the Living Dead, however.  Non-zombie movies...  Star Wars, Tangled...  I was rather disappointed by Scott Pilgrim vs The World, but I read the comic first, and Michael Cera didn't match my headcanon of how Scott would sound."
Storm: "Our tastes in films seem drastically different, then. But we can share a common ground in Star Wars."
Kitty: "I do watch a lot of disaster films."
Storm: "That was to be expected."
Kitty: "It's kind of hard to suspend my disbelief..."
Storm: "This is all a dream, there's no apocalypse. Woo~."
Kitty: "...  I ment during a disaster film."
Storm: ".. So did I. As far as you know."
Kitty: "I doubt I'd ever dream of somebody making incessant sex jokes at my espense."
Storm: "How do you know? Somewhere deep down there could be a raging lesbian just waiting to be released."
Kitty: "Lesbians rage?"
Storm: "... Probably."

Ah, good times.  

Indeed. That's why I posted it.

Just wait until River arrives. Cav has a plan to work her into the mix. Then things are going to get really interesting

Kitty: "Eliza... Why were you wondering about my sexuality? Aside from the possibility of needing to repopulate. You seemed to want me to be a lesbian, or at least bisexual, considering your repopulation argument."
Storm: "Was just curious. It's important for me to know."
Kitty: "Or was the idea of me exploring sexual intercourse via lesbian sex a way to get me familiar with the concept of intercourse in the first place, because of the lack of contraceptives, and the high improbability of conception?"
Storm: ".. What does that mean in english?"
Kitty: Celess stared at Eliza. "Your vocabulary is seriously deficient," she said then sighed. "Were you suggesting lesbian sex as a means to introduce me, somebody who has no experience in the subject, to the idea of sex happening to me, as opposed to other people because we have no condoms or birth control pills available, and would be less likely to have a baby?"
Storm: "Oh. No. I just kind of wanted to fuck you."
Kitty: "Wait... what?"
Storm: "What?"
Kitty: Celess looked stunned. "You wish to..." Celess looked like she was experiencing a serious 404 error.
Storm: "Yup~."
Kitty: Celess uttered, as if this was the most foreign concept in the world: "You... find me -attractive-?"
Storm: "'Course I do."
Kitty: Celess seems to be very stunned, and doesn't say anything for a while.
Storm: "So is that a no?"
Kitty: "L-let me get back to you on that..."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: Barry blinked and smirked. "Wow. I think someone wants you to take a two-woman trip to the isle of Lesbos. "
Kitty: "Not. Helping," Celess growled.
Storm: She chuckles, "Don't wait to long."
Kitty: "It's... NOBODY'S ever shown ANY interest in me before!"
Storm: "I can't imagine why, you're pretty gorgeous."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "Eh. This is good information for me. It means I don't stand a chance with her so I can save miss Eliza and me some time and not even bother thinking of hitting on her. "
Kitty: Stormwarden: "Viper: Hey, nothin' wrong with that, as long as it's consensual. What two consentin' adults do in the hay is their business."
Storm: "That's why I was asking what her sexuality is. I mean, if I sneak into her bed and she's straight, that's kind of rape, but if she's bi or lesbian, she'll get over it."
Kitty: "That or you'd find a Ruger in your face."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "I thought you'd have prefered she get over you?"
Storm: "Atleast I could say in heaven that the last thing I did before I died was that I made love to a beautiful woman."
Kitty: "Again with the complement... I'm a short skinny nerd with an obsession for preparing for what was once a highly improbabl event, who was called crazy more times than I can count... You have very strange taste in women, Eliza."
Kitty: Stormwarden: Viper couldn't help but snicker at that last part.
Abel DuSable: "Aw. Someone beat me to a straight line. "
Werekitty: Storm: "Well, there's also two guys in here, so I could just strip here and start an orgy if I wanted to.. Do we have any alcahol around?"
Kitty: Abel DuSable: Barry blushed beet red at that suggestion.
Kitty: Stormwarden: "No thanks. I like my private parts enough to NOT get them blown off by a Ruger, thanks."
Storm: "Fine. More for Barry and Cel'."
Kitty: "Let's move on. Until we have a secure base, sex would very well equal death."
Storm: "Naw, it's okay, Viper there can guard us while we do it."
Kitty: Celess walks on muttering.
Kitty: Stormwarden: "I'm with Cel. I'd rather not die with my pants down."
Storm: "Don't deny the love!" She yells after Cel'.
Stormwarden: "You sound like mah gramma and grampa. They're still livin' like it was Woodstock."
Abel DuSable: "Ah... Yeah. A well-secured building with a proper bedroom would be appreciated in these troubling times. I got a nice house in the residential area with a strong high fence, provisions and a two-car garage. "
Storm: "What kind of cars?"
Abel DuSable: "Yeah. Sex in horror films seldom ends well.. granted this is real life so I'm guessing we should at least practice safe sex. Locked doors, loaded guns and at least one sentry on duty."
Werekitty: "That's why there is a trope called "Sex Equals Death'," Celess observed.
Storm: "Are we allowed to drink in the apocalypse?"
Kitty: "I would prefer not to be an example that would go under the 'Real Life' or 'Truth in Television' sections.
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "How about when the opportunity arises, we agree to practice moderation in our vices?"
Storm: "Barry, does this house you have actually have cars in the garages?"
Kitty: "I'm somewhat cut off from my main vice of blogging on the internet or playing video games, since I seem to be in LARP version of a First Person Shooter..."
Stormwarden: "I hear that," Viper said in response to Barry's earlier statement.
Abel DuSable: "Actually yes. Yes they do have cars, and my home is built to function off the grid if necessary."
Kitty: Stormwarden: "I'll be sure to get a gin distillery set up if I can. Like in MASH."
Storm: "Right. I'm set to go to your place if you've got a decent sized bed, then."
Kitty: "I doubt it'd be very secure. Even with a high fence."
Storm: "Board up the doors and windows.. like in that one zombie game I played way back when."
Kitty: Celess gave Eliza this long look. "I can't even begin to tell you how many ways your rather simplistic plan would fail epically.
Storm: "Sleep with one eye open, Cel'."
Kitty: "I already will be, because you, apparently wish to invade my bed. If I slept with the OTHER eye open, I'd never get any rest, unless I found some manner of restraints to keep you away from me."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: " Oh trust me. When I build a fence, I do it right. The posts are made from recycled telephone posts, and sunk down a good five feet into the soil. Kid once ran into it with his motorcycle once. Trashed the cycle, fence only needed a paint job. "
Abel DuSable: Also got roll-down shutters on the windows for when I go on vacation and my roomies are out of town... or... well... To be honest I saw what the LA riots were like and thought it might be good to have protection in case such a thing happened here."
Stormwarden: "Don't silhouette."
Abel DuSable: "Got them from a place that makes hurricane shutters. A good idea really. Cuts down on long-term plywood costs."
Werekitty: Stormwarden: "Good job, man. Ah like it. "
Werekitty: Storm: "See, Cel'? You worry to much."
Stormwarden: "Ah'll have ta remember that. Mah folks were workin' on fencing for the ghost town. They use Locust tree wood."
Kitty: Werekitty: Celess looked at Viper. "Do you have handcuffs, Viper?"
Stormwarden: "Zip-ties mainly, but I got a couple of metal pairs for the big boys mah zipties won't stop."
Werekitty: "Good, we can hogtie Eliza when you, me or Barry wishes to sleep, and we won't have to worry about defending ourselves from a nymphomaniac."
Werekitty: Stormwarden: "I dunno, she might be into that sort of thing."
Werekitty: Storm: ".. That's kinda hot."
Werekitty: Stormwarden: "The prosecution rests."
Abel DuSable: Barry smiled and hefted his weapon of choice. "Forgive me if I let the inevitable 'I'm willing to take one for the team' line pass on this one."
Storm: ".. I'm confused, are we having sex or not?"
Kitty: "Eliza, you have a one-track mind, who's track runs so deep in the gutter you can't even see sunlight."
Storm: "Ouch. That hurt. I thought we had something."
Kitty: "You had me confused as hell, honestly, and I'm really wondering if you're teasing me. Nobody's ever said I was in any way attractive."
Storm: "I'm not trying to tease you. Well, maybe a little, but I do honestly think you're gorgeous."
Kitty: "Then, maybe, I will give the eventual possibility of sexual intercourse some serious consideration. But in return you really need to improve your vocabulary."
Storm: "Yessir."
Kitty: "Thank you, Eliza."
Abel DuSable: "And be willing to know there is a time and a place for everything."
Werekitty: "I do have to admit it did make the walk go quite a bit faster."

[01:41:52] Ryusukanku : "One more innuendo in your direction and I may have to selflessly throw myself on your admirer in an act of self-sacrifice."

[01:48:27] @ Werekitty39501 : "You would tackle Eliza in an act of self-sacrifice? She'd probably drag you away to a dark corner, and..."

[01:49:30] Ryusukanku : "...Yeah." He chuckled while rubbing the back of his neck. "That would be a risk I'd be willing to take."

[01:49:39] @ Werekitty39501 : "Well to put it bluntly, I am not sure just how good she is at applications of pleasurable interpersonal friction. She tends to talk rather big, and this is coming from somebody with no experience what-so-ever."

[01:50:30] @ Werekitty39501 : "Though if you were to do it, it would probably shut her up about the subject for... about a day."

[01:53:43] Ryusukanku : "Chances are, yeah. I'm sure I have an instructional book that could help me out."

[02:03:24] @ Werekitty39501 : "The illustrated Kama Sutra?"

[02:04:04] Ryusukanku : "Well... yes... yes that's in there too." he said with a slight blush.

[02:04:37] @ Werekitty39501 : "You actually have that?"

[02:05:18] @ Werekitty39501 : "And you sound as about experienced in the arena of sensual interpersonal interaction as I am."

[02:07:38] Ryusukanku : "Always wanted the opportunity to try some of that literary knowledge out, but never got around to suggesting it to any previous GF's. Guess too many social sensibilities got in the way of having a good time."

[02:11:14] @ Werekitty39501 : "With me it was being preoccupied with my education. I was in college, and by golly I am going to learn, damnit."

[02:11:46] @ Werekitty39501 : "Though starting college at fourteen may have stunted my interpersonal growth..."

[02:16:32] Ryusukanku : "You should have gone to a few conventions. Get some socialisation in."

[02:16:51] @ Werekitty39501 : "Conventions? For what, exactly?"

[02:22:56] Ryusukanku : "Well, whatever interests you I guess. Nothing helps you getting out and meeting people than going to a place where other people have a similar interest. Look at me. I have tons of interests."

[02:25:10] @ Werekitty39501 : "There are conventions for people who prepare for zombie apocalypses?"

[02:29:34] Ryusukanku : "You'd be surprised what there are conventions for. I once went to one I thought was for food-container enthusiasts... Believe me when I say I was TOTALLY unprepared for a room full of Rubber Maids."

[02:30:45] @ Werekitty39501 : "Cleaning professionals covered in latex? Or blow up dolls in maid's outfits?"

[02:33:22] Ryusukanku : "Uh... the first. Some of them looked like the classic French Maid outfit. They laughed and said I wasn't the first to make that mistake... although the first guy to do it."

Stormwarden: "Ah know. That's their problem. The new guy seems okay aside from some thangs. It's his lackeys Ah'm havin' issues with."
Werekitty: "Well it's always the lackeys. The man up top is merely the Face."
Stormwarden: "More or less."
Werekitty: "Personally, I dislike the fact that the center of their little close-minded-universe is actually a country."
Stormwarden: "More laike a nation-state."
Werekitty: "And one that could be easily taken out by a small nuclear bomb."
Werekitty: "Not a fuck would be given, but it would quickly garner the Catholic church pity followers."
Stormwarden: "That's always a problem."
Stormwarden: "Ah ain't down on religion, just the ones who abuse it."
Werekitty: "Live and let live, yes. Love thy neighbor, yes. Fuck you, I've got mine, no."
Stormwarden: "That's more laike Ayn Rand."
Werekitty: "Yes, and yet the Christian Right has embraced it."
Stormwarden: "Ah noticed."
Werekitty: "Along with the myth/meme of the lazy poor."
Stormwarden: "Yeah, Ah see it all the time."
Stormwarden: "A lot of mah aunts and uncles grew up poor themselves. News flash: cop work doesn't pay well."
Werekitty: "And charitable organizations can't catch all that fall through the social safety net, especially with all the holes that are being cut into it. And the churches? Oh the churches. Let me tell you a story about the churches."
Stormwarden: *Viper sits back and listens*
Werekitty: "Once upon a time, a poor widow was given her church's charity. Things went well for a while, until one of the men of the congregation saw her in the grocery store buying a packet of strawberries. None of the other churchgoers could afford such a luxury, and he was incised that his hard-earned money was being used in such a wasteful manner.

So he went to his pastor, and that Sunday, the widow was confronted about her spending the money she was given on expensive fruit, instead of necessities. The widow burst into tears and explained her reason. You see, her son likes strawberries, and his birthday is coming up. For months she has been scrimping on flour and sugar, so she could make him a cake. The strawberries were to be put into his cake. The boy's one and only birthday gift."
Werekitty: "It's not known of the widow's fellow churchgoers were moved by the tale of the one and only birthday gift, but that story goes to show you that a little anonymity is a good thing... Now if only they'd change the design of the SNAP cards so they won't be so bloody obvious, and the people who are on them won't be accosted for buying their family Christmas dinner, or using their EBT to by healthy nutritious food."
Stormwarden: "...Ah'm the youngest o' seven kids mahself. Three sons, four daughters. Mah was a staunch Catholic, Pa not so much. Ma still didn't put any of us in Catholic school. Even she didn't trust the priests. The nuns were okay, but not the priests."
Stormwarden: "Because one of the priests put her through the same damned thang."
Stormwarden: "He let up eventually. When he found himself bein' ticketed every damned day fer parkin' illegally."
Stormwarden: "Ah do hope that mother got to give her kid that birthday present."
Stormwarden: "Ah had a fun childhood, let me tell ya."
Werekitty: Celess affects a sweet, southern accented voice: "Mah stars, we have been bla-ESSED bah Ghawd for havin' such a an eenTELigent child. When she grows up, she will pra-OOVE those AYE-theists wrong by showin' them that the BYE-bull is the tra-EWE account of how tha Earth was creATEed."
Stormwarden: "They did that to you, huh?"
Werekitty: "Is it any wonder why I applied for emancipated minor status at the age of thirteen?"
Stormwarden: "They thought Ah was a hellspawn? Not mah fault they couldn't shoot straight, however much they loved them guns."
Stormwarden: "And it's no wonder at all."

Kitty: Barry and Celess discuss mods for a Swat Vehical.
Kitty: Werekitty: "Why would you... Look just cover the letters. The lower our visibility, the better for us....*grumble*
Abel DuSable: "Aw... but I've been wanting to do these spinning wheels for a while."
Werekitty: *epic face palm* "Then wait until the apocalypse is over."
Werekitty: "Kneecappers, I would understand, but not spinners."
Kitty: "Pity. Ok I'm adding in the gladiatorial wheel-blades. But seriously... you should see the righteous job I did with Eddie's Wheelchair last month."
Kitty: Werekitty: "In our current situation, kneecappers are more practical. If you insist upon spinners, you have to clean the body parts out."
Werekitty: "Makes sense, don't you think? After all, they were your idea."
Abel DuSable: "All right All right. It's hard to get out of the habit of making things look cool and awesome after doing it for years. Hell I blinged out a push-mower for some parents who wanted to get their kid to mow the lawn more."
Werekitty: "... From a bike shop?"
Abel DuSable: "Bike shop that also has several side businesses such as small engine repair."
Werekitty: "Motorbikes."
Abel DuSable: Motorbikes, Scooters, Lawn Mowers, Golf Carts..."
Werekitty: "... Golf carts."
Werekitty: "With spinners."
Abel DuSable: "Hey, It's not MY money being spent."
Werekitty: "Of course."
Abel DuSable: "Me and the boys tend to just do what we can with what we're asked for. Sure some things you need a proper garage to do but we could do a fair amount of cosmetic stuff or small-time engine tinkering."
Werekitty: "OF course."
Werekitty: "Not sure if custom things are going to be big once things have played out."

Later:

Kitty: "Barry," Celess said, after they had gone out in the tricked out swat truck, and Barry was having to clean out the gummed up spinners. "What have we learned?"
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "That spinners are impractical in a zombie apocalypse unless one has access to a high pressure water hose.... which we do not at this time."