by Ryusukanku Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:49 pm
Directly from "The Vault" a list of probable occupations one can have after taking "The G.O.A.T."
Great for Vault-centric character generation.
I'm thinking "Waste Management Specialist" for mine.
The results are as follows:
Career: Vault chaplain
"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."
◾ Prevalent skill: Barter
Career: Laundry cannon operator
"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."
◾ Prevalent skill: Big Guns
Career: Pedicurist
"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person."
◾ Prevalent skill: Energy Weapons
Career: Waste management specialist
"It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"
◾ Prevalent skill: Explosives
Career: Vault loyalty inspector
"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"
◾ Prevalent skill: Lockpick
CAREER: Clinical test subject
"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."
◾ Prevalent skill: Medicine
Career: Fry cook
"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."
◾ Prevalent skill: Melee Weapons
Career: Jukebox technician
"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."
◾ Prevalent skill: Repair
Career: Pip-Boy programmer
"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."
◾ Prevalent skill: Science
Career: Tattoo artist
"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."
◾ Prevalent skill: Small Guns
Career: Shift supervisor
"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."
◾ Prevalent skill: Sneak
Career: Marriage counselor
"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."
◾ Prevalent skill: Speech
Career: Little league coach
"I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."
◾ Prevalent skill: Unarmed
Career: Masseuse
"Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse."
Career: hairdresser
This Hairdresser is responsible for cutting, coloring, and styling other Vault residents' hair. Butch DeLoria's G.O.A.T. results place him in this position. He insists on calling himself a barber.
Career: vault engineer
The Vault Engineer is a career position in the Vault-Tec Vaults. The engineer is responsible for the monitoring of machinery that powers the Vault electrical grid. This position is viewed more highly than a technician in the Vault 101 maintenance department by residents in a Vault society. The typical accouterments of a Vault engineer are a utility jumpsuit, a Vault lab uniform, and a Geiger counter.
Engineers in Vault 101 work on the Reactor Level and Upper Level. In the 2260s, Jonas Palmer is an engineer on the Reactor Level. He is later promoted to the clinic as an assistant to James. On August 3, 2274, Paul Hannon Jr. is placed on an engineering track by his scores in the G.O.A.T..
Career: garbage burner
A Garbage Burner or Trash Burner, is a career position in the Vaults. This person works in the Maintenance Department, where they are responsible for the cleaning and maintenance of the incinerator receptacles. This position is considered the most undesirable of the many careers available to the residents.
A common saying in Vault 101 is, "Most likely to end up a trash burner." This saying is used by a Vault resident about someone they see as a loser. On July 13, 2268, after a confrontation between Butch DeLoria and the Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar mutters this saying when speaking about Butch.
On August 3, 2274, the Lone Wanderer's father attempted to convince his child of the seriousness of the G.O.A.T. by saying, "The last thing I need is your mother's ghost haunting me because her only child became a garbage burner."
Career: vault teacher
The Vault Teacher is a career position in the Vault-Tec Vaults. Teachers educate their students in various subjects and prepare their students for the G.O.A.T.. The accoutrements of teachers are a Vault 101 jumpsuit and work boots. Vault residents view education favorably, though they don’t always view the teachers so favorably.
From Vault 101's earliest days, a Brotch has been educating students. The latest Brotch, Edwin Brotch, may be the last Brotch, as he is childless. Though he is worried about continuing the tradition, Edwin does his best at educating his students. The students learn algebra, read the classic novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens, and read on airborne bacteria in the Big Book of Science.
On August 3, 2274, Susie Mack is placed on the teaching track by the G.O.A.T..
Career: vault physician
Main article: James (Fallout 3)
Career: vault security guard
In order to get this job, one must be hand selected by the Overseer, who has total control of security. It is unknown if he goes by the G.O.A.T. results, but he only picks people who he thinks will be loyal. Vault 101 Security guards are the only members of the vault permitted to use a firearm. It is possible, however, that if someone does well as Vault Loyalty Inspector (an obtainable position) they may become a vault security guard.