Kitty: "Eliza... Why were you wondering about my sexuality? Aside from the possibility of needing to repopulate. You seemed to want me to be a lesbian, or at least bisexual, considering your repopulation argument."
Storm: "Was just curious. It's important for me to know."
Kitty: "Or was the idea of me exploring sexual intercourse via lesbian sex a way to get me familiar with the concept of intercourse in the first place, because of the lack of contraceptives, and the high improbability of conception?"
Storm: ".. What does that mean in english?"
Kitty: Celess stared at Eliza. "Your vocabulary is seriously deficient," she said then sighed. "Were you suggesting lesbian sex as a means to introduce me, somebody who has no experience in the subject, to the idea of sex happening to me, as opposed to other people because we have no condoms or birth control pills available, and would be less likely to have a baby?"
Storm: "Oh. No. I just kind of wanted to fuck you."
Kitty: "Wait... what?"
Storm: "What?"
Kitty: Celess looked stunned. "You wish to..." Celess looked like she was experiencing a serious 404 error.
Storm: "Yup~."
Kitty: Celess uttered, as if this was the most foreign concept in the world: "You... find me -attractive-?"
Storm: "'Course I do."
Kitty: Celess seems to be very stunned, and doesn't say anything for a while.
Storm: "So is that a no?"
Kitty: "L-let me get back to you on that..."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: Barry blinked and smirked. "Wow. I think someone wants you to take a two-woman trip to the isle of Lesbos. "
Kitty: "Not. Helping," Celess growled.
Storm: She chuckles, "Don't wait to long."
Kitty: "It's... NOBODY'S ever shown ANY interest in me before!"
Storm: "I can't imagine why, you're pretty gorgeous."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "Eh. This is good information for me. It means I don't stand a chance with her so I can save miss Eliza and me some time and not even bother thinking of hitting on her. "
Kitty: Stormwarden: "Viper: Hey, nothin' wrong with that, as long as it's consensual. What two consentin' adults do in the hay is their business."
Storm: "That's why I was asking what her sexuality is. I mean, if I sneak into her bed and she's straight, that's kind of rape, but if she's bi or lesbian, she'll get over it."
Kitty: "That or you'd find a Ruger in your face."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "I thought you'd have prefered she get over you?"
Storm: "Atleast I could say in heaven that the last thing I did before I died was that I made love to a beautiful woman."
Kitty: "Again with the complement... I'm a short skinny nerd with an obsession for preparing for what was once a highly improbabl event, who was called crazy more times than I can count... You have very strange taste in women, Eliza."
Kitty: Stormwarden: Viper couldn't help but snicker at that last part.
Abel DuSable: "Aw. Someone beat me to a straight line. "
Werekitty: Storm: "Well, there's also two guys in here, so I could just strip here and start an orgy if I wanted to.. Do we have any alcahol around?"
Kitty: Abel DuSable: Barry blushed beet red at that suggestion.
Kitty: Stormwarden: "No thanks. I like my private parts enough to NOT get them blown off by a Ruger, thanks."
Storm: "Fine. More for Barry and Cel'."
Kitty: "Let's move on. Until we have a secure base, sex would very well equal death."
Storm: "Naw, it's okay, Viper there can guard us while we do it."
Kitty: Celess walks on muttering.
Kitty: Stormwarden: "I'm with Cel. I'd rather not die with my pants down."
Storm: "Don't deny the love!" She yells after Cel'.
Stormwarden: "You sound like mah gramma and grampa. They're still livin' like it was Woodstock."
Abel DuSable: "Ah... Yeah. A well-secured building with a proper bedroom would be appreciated in these troubling times. I got a nice house in the residential area with a strong high fence, provisions and a two-car garage. "
Storm: "What kind of cars?"
Abel DuSable: "Yeah. Sex in horror films seldom ends well.. granted this is real life so I'm guessing we should at least practice safe sex. Locked doors, loaded guns and at least one sentry on duty."
Werekitty: "That's why there is a trope called "Sex Equals Death'," Celess observed.
Storm: "Are we allowed to drink in the apocalypse?"
Kitty: "I would prefer not to be an example that would go under the 'Real Life' or 'Truth in Television' sections.
Kitty: Abel DuSable: "How about when the opportunity arises, we agree to practice moderation in our vices?"
Storm: "Barry, does this house you have actually have cars in the garages?"
Kitty: "I'm somewhat cut off from my main vice of blogging on the internet or playing video games, since I seem to be in LARP version of a First Person Shooter..."
Stormwarden: "I hear that," Viper said in response to Barry's earlier statement.
Abel DuSable: "Actually yes. Yes they do have cars, and my home is built to function off the grid if necessary."
Kitty: Stormwarden: "I'll be sure to get a gin distillery set up if I can. Like in MASH."
Storm: "Right. I'm set to go to your place if you've got a decent sized bed, then."
Kitty: "I doubt it'd be very secure. Even with a high fence."
Storm: "Board up the doors and windows.. like in that one zombie game I played way back when."
Kitty: Celess gave Eliza this long look. "I can't even begin to tell you how many ways your rather simplistic plan would fail epically.
Storm: "Sleep with one eye open, Cel'."
Kitty: "I already will be, because you, apparently wish to invade my bed. If I slept with the OTHER eye open, I'd never get any rest, unless I found some manner of restraints to keep you away from me."
Kitty: Abel DuSable: " Oh trust me. When I build a fence, I do it right. The posts are made from recycled telephone posts, and sunk down a good five feet into the soil. Kid once ran into it with his motorcycle once. Trashed the cycle, fence only needed a paint job. "
Abel DuSable: Also got roll-down shutters on the windows for when I go on vacation and my roomies are out of town... or... well... To be honest I saw what the LA riots were like and thought it might be good to have protection in case such a thing happened here."
Stormwarden: "Don't silhouette."
Abel DuSable: "Got them from a place that makes hurricane shutters. A good idea really. Cuts down on long-term plywood costs."
Werekitty: Stormwarden: "Good job, man. Ah like it. "
Werekitty: Storm: "See, Cel'? You worry to much."
Stormwarden: "Ah'll have ta remember that. Mah folks were workin' on fencing for the ghost town. They use Locust tree wood."
Kitty: Werekitty: Celess looked at Viper. "Do you have handcuffs, Viper?"
Stormwarden: "Zip-ties mainly, but I got a couple of metal pairs for the big boys mah zipties won't stop."
Werekitty: "Good, we can hogtie Eliza when you, me or Barry wishes to sleep, and we won't have to worry about defending ourselves from a nymphomaniac."
Werekitty: Stormwarden: "I dunno, she might be into that sort of thing."
Werekitty: Storm: ".. That's kinda hot."
Werekitty: Stormwarden: "The prosecution rests."
Abel DuSable: Barry smiled and hefted his weapon of choice. "Forgive me if I let the inevitable 'I'm willing to take one for the team' line pass on this one."
Storm: ".. I'm confused, are we having sex or not?"
Kitty: "Eliza, you have a one-track mind, who's track runs so deep in the gutter you can't even see sunlight."
Storm: "Ouch. That hurt. I thought we had something."
Kitty: "You had me confused as hell, honestly, and I'm really wondering if you're teasing me. Nobody's ever said I was in any way attractive."
Storm: "I'm not trying to tease you. Well, maybe a little, but I do honestly think you're gorgeous."
Kitty: "Then, maybe, I will give the eventual possibility of sexual intercourse some serious consideration. But in return you really need to improve your vocabulary."
Storm: "Yessir."
Kitty: "Thank you, Eliza."
Abel DuSable: "And be willing to know there is a time and a place for everything."
Werekitty: "I do have to admit it did make the walk go quite a bit faster."